Our collection of funny inspirational quotes and sayings that will help you find the humor in everyday moments.
The easiest way to feel good is to find something that puts a smile on your face or is funny and makes you laugh. Imagine how great you will feel when you make it a daily practice to find what is funny in any situation.
Here you will find some of the most inspirational, humorous, thought-provoking, and funny motivational quotes that will brighten your day.
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1. Good morning, love! The sun is as bright as you today.
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2. Good morning! Your sweet teddy bear misses you, I can’t wait to see you.
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3. Sometimes I wish there was no alarm clock because that is the only device which wakes me up while I am dreaming of you.
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4. “Let me wake up next to you, have coffee in the morning and wander through the city with your hand in mine, and I’ll be happy for the rest of my little life.” – Charlotte Eriksso
5. Wake up my love. Flowers, smiles and laughter are waiting for you. Good morning, Love.
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6. Good morning, my guiding star! Without you, I would have lost in a darkness of the universe.
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7. The beautiful morning DEW and the lovely morning HUE are symbolic of my love for YOU. Good morning.
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8. The best feeling is goosebumps from your kisses, I want to feel them for the whole life. Good morning, princess.
9. The morning breeze on my face makes me think of you. The sun on my skin makes me think of you. Even the birds singing their beautiful songs make me think of you.
10. For me, to breathe is natural as well as to love you and to greet each morning with you.
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11. It’s your love that helps me get out of bed every morning with a bright bright smile on my face.
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12. That wonderful bird, singing near your window, is my companion, who agreed to help me to express my feelings for you.
13. Thank you for making every morning such a great one.
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14. Meet a new day, sweetheart! I will fill it with my unconditional love, burning passion, hours of laughter and endless happiness!
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15. Every morning is a joy because it is another chance to see your lovely smile, your penetrating eyes and your sweet lips. I cannot wait for this night to pass and to see you again in the morning.
16. “I would rather spend one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of this world alone.“ -J.R.R. Tolkien
17. May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love.
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18. Just like how a beautiful morning is incomplete without its orange hue, my morning coffee is incomplete without texting you. Good morning.
19. Good morning to the girl of my dreams. Just the thought of you brightens up my morning.
20. Do you know why the sun rises every morning? It wants to see your dazzling smile. Good morning, dear.
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21. I love you more than summer sunset and winter snow. I just love you more and more. You mean everything to me. Have a lovely morning!
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22. In the morning you are especially delicate and fragile, all I want is to keep you in my arms and never let you go.
23. Let every morning be a fresh start of the day, full of luck, joy, and love. Good morning, darling.
24. The best feeling in the world is to know that you are mine and I am yours. Every morning that is enough for me to have a good day.
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25. “Morning without you is a dwindled dawn.“ – Emily Dickinson
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26. Let your most beautiful dream will become a reality. Good morning, beautiful.
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27. Hello, beautiful, you were the first most beautiful though in my mind as I woke up this cool morning, just wanted to say a good morning to the one that means the whole world to me.
28. Morning is the start of every day and I will live each day like it’s a new day, renewing our love.
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29. You ignited that ray of hope inside of me, stating about the amazing stuff I am capable of doing. Have a cheerful morning!
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30. Only a few things are priceless for me in this world, one of them is your smile every morning.
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31. A new day has begun and I am already so excited and happy because we will be spending this day together. Good morning beautiful!
32. Good morning, gorgeous. You spoiled me with your care and kindness, and now I cannot start my day without you. Let’s wake up together always.
33. Good morning, honey! I am truly in love with you. Whenever I wake up I am brimming with happiness. I never knew such mornings until you.
34. You are the sun which gives me warmth, you are the air which gives me life, you are the blood which gives me vitality and you are my heart that beats your name.
35. “When the sun came up… I couldn’t tell where heaven stopped and the Earth began.” – Tom Hanks
36. Your smile is the only inspiration I need. The voice is the only motivation I need. Your love is the only happiness I need. Good morning.
37. Since I’ve spent the night dreaming about you, I want to spend the day cuddling up with you. Good morning.
38. As I open my eyes each day, all I want to see is you. Good morning, my dear, I sent you hugs and kisses in my thoughts.
39. A look at your calm and serene face and all my insecurities evaporate, All my inhibitions about life fail, and I feel at peace just looking at you. Have a Serene Morning!.
40. The best alarm in the world is your sweet kiss! Good morning, my heart.
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41. Good morning, sunshine! I am blessed to have you in my life.
42. People say that morning can’t be good. I do not agree, every morning, I meet with you, is amazing. Good morning, darling!
43. Let this morning bring you only pleasant feelings. Better than you, no man on the earth. You are my tender miracle.
44. I hope your morning is as bright and gorgeous as your smile.
45. Good morning to the woman who makes me a happy man.
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46. Good morning, to the woman who makes me smile and warms my heart every day. I love you more than ever before.
47. I’ve told this message to go to the sweetest person in the world and now you are reading it, good morning.
48. Night is over. Morning has begun. Now it’s time to wake up and give me a hug.
49. You are the shore I wish to return, after a hectic and tiring day to satiate my life. Have a Fresh Morning!
50. Wake up, my sweetheart! Meet a new day, you are happy, healthy, and loved by me, life is beautiful, enjoy it!
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51. Good morning, wishing you a seriously wonderful and fabulous day!
52. Thinking of you keeps me awake. Dreaming of you keeps me asleep. Being with you keeps me alive.
53. Meeting you was not the first day of the rest of my life, it was actually the best.
54. Good morning, being in love is everything!
55. It is surely a good morning knowing that you are in my life. I love you babe. Good morning!
56. When you really love someone, age, miles, height, weight are just numbers.
57. You have replaced my nightmares with dreams, my worries with happiness and my fears with love. Good morning.
58. Good morning, may peace, love and joy have their way with you today!
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59. Good morning, to the most wonderful woman that a man could ask for. I just wanted to make sure you knew how much I cherish you.
60. I am always excited to wake up each day because I know there’s someone worth waking up for. Good morning to the sweetest person I’ve ever known.
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61. You’re the first one I think of when I wake up and last one I think of before I go to sleep.
62. My dream wouldn’t be complete without you in it.
63. I want to wake up at 2 a.m., roll over, see your face, and know that I’m right where I’m supposed to be.
64. If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
65. I swear I couldn’t love you more than I do right now, and yet I know I will tomorrow.
66. Some people search their whole lives to find what I found in you.
67. If I could have anyone in the world, it would still be you.
68. I know I am in love with you because my reality is finally better than my dreams.
69. If I know what love is it is because of you.
70. I can conquer the world with one hand as long as you are holding the other.
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71. I still haven’t figured out how to sit across from you, and not be madly in love with everything you do.
72. I could start fires with what I feel for you.
73. Lost with you, in you, and without you.
74. When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.
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75. Distance means so little when someone means so much.
76. There is my heart, and then there is you, and I’m not sure there is a difference.
77. I love that you are my person and I am yours, that whatever door we come to, we will open it together.
78. If you are still in bed, just know that I’m having a bad morning here without you. Please get up as soon as possible. Good morning!
79. Better than I was, more than I am, and all of this happened by taking your hand.
80. Grow old with me. The best is yet to come.
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81. I love you in the morning, in the middle of the day, in the hours we are together, and the hours we are apart.
82. Girl, getting to wish you a good morning gets my day off to a great start!
83. The night time gives way to the daytime, I’ll love you today and for all my lifetime, This morning one more time I say it one more time, I love you believe it all the time!
84. Coffee in your hand, and kisses from your man. That’s how you start the day.
85. Every sunrise gives me a new day to love you! Good morning, sweetheart. Hope you have an amazing day!
86. You bring me to life each morning when I wake up and see your angelic face.
87. Good Morning to the one who holds the most special in my life. I love you more than yesterday but less than tomorrow, my darling.
88. The sun doesn’t rise until I see the love shining from those gorgeous eyes of yours.
89. Every morning confessing my love to you and appreciating you for the amazing person you are – is not a habit but my way of treasuring you! Morning, love.
90. When I look into your sparkling, bright blue eyes each morning, I can’t help but get lost and fall in love with you again.
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91. All my worries are gone, All my struggles are done! My future is great for you. And from now, that I can envisage. I love my life with you. Good morning!
92. May your morning be as pleasant as your girlish smile.
93. Every day waking up with you in the bed and getting lost in your eyes is my most favorite part of the day. I love you my sunshine. Good Morning.
94. Good morning beautiful! You are the kindest, most generous, loving person that I know, and I hope you have a truly amazing day.
95. Having you right by side makes me feel how lucky I am. Thank you for being the reason for my happiness. Morning, babe. I love you a lot.
96. Your bright smile is all that I need to start my day, but some coffee with you this morning will only brighten my day.
97. Waking up next to you is what I can a true blessing! Thank you so much for existing in my life, Love. I love you so much, Good Morning.
98. You were in my mind last night as I dreamed of you, and I woke up with you in my heart. Have a beautiful day, Girl!
99. You make my world colorful more than summer sky and rainbows. Thankful to Lord for sending you in my life. Good Morning, dear wife.
100. I just felt you wake, so I wanted to send some hugs and kisses your way to brighten your morning a little bit.
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101. I think about you when I go to bed and when I get up. Thanks for sweetening up my life.
102. Even If In The Morning You Are Whimsical And Lazy, Still I Love You. Good Morning.
103. Every morning I open my eyes because I want to see your pretty face. Good morning, sweetie.
104. I just wanted to say good morning to one of the people that means the world to me. Time to wake up!
105. Waking up is my favorite and most hated part of the day. I can talk to you when I am awake, but my dreams with you at night are always cut short. Good morning my honey.
106. Hello, my beautiful! You were the first thing to come to my mind as I woke up this morning.
107. I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights … but you I love more!
108. I just woke up, and you’re already on my mind. Good Morning, Beautiful!
109. May you notice the beauty of the morning, see the glory of the sunshine, feel the moments of the day and hear from a friend who cares. Good morning my love!
110. You are a warm cup of coffee on a rainy morning, soft blanket in the cold night; you are all of the love, passion, and comfort of my life.
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111. Good morning, beloved! In the morning you are especially beautiful, I love you!
112. I may not be able to whisper sweet nothings into your ear at night, but I can type them to you in the morning! I love you.
113. I hope your morning is as bright as your smile.
114. Every new morning brings a new beginning, like a new page to write on; scribble my name a few times, won’t you? Love you.
115. Morning sunshine … You look great today. How did I know? Because you look great every day.
116. I got up this morning with you in my thoughts. Come to think of it, I went to bed last night the same way. Hey, at least I’m consistent. Good morning my dear!
117. Life is like a book. Each day like a new page. So let the first words you write be, good morning to you my love!
118. Happiness means you! Beyond you, there is nothing I can see, good morning and love you darling.
119. Some say luck is for the lazy, I don’t care, I’ll be lucky to have you by my side every time I wake up, filling me with good morning thoughts.
120. All that I love is you. I live entire life for loving you. Good morning, have a beautiful day.
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121. Good morning my love, if only you know that your happiness means everything to me.
122. You have a cute yawn on your face, a cup of coffee in your hands. All that remains is a good morning message from me. Have a great morning!
123. Always remember that when I say you are my everything, I mean that you give me joy when my heart thinks of you in the morning. I love you very much.
124. Good morning … have a beautiful day just like you!
125. I woke up today and felt filled with energy because of your love.
I can achieve more than the world achievers because you will be standing right at my back.
126. My dear wake up from the dream world. Here is the world welcoming you to face a new fresh day in your life! Have a great and wonderful morning!
127. I love you so much, my dear. I love you more during the morning because the rising sun reminds me of your beauty.
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128. Get up my sleeping beauty and have a wonderful day!
129. I still believe that you are an Angel sent to our little planet to end my pain and sorrows. Thank you for always giving me hope even when there is no hope. Have a lovely day dear.
130. Good morning my sweetest addiction! I can’t live without you.
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131. I think of you every morning, and I dream about you every day.
132. Good morning my dear, the birds are singing, the sun is shining, and the world is right because you are awake.
133. I dreamed of an angel last night, and when I woke with you on my mind, I realized that I’ve already met my angel.
134. I hope your morning is as radiant as your amazing smile.
135. Good morning to the best decision I ever made.
136. I’ve made a reconciliation that I want nobody else but you. I’m so in love with you and I hope you know that I want to stay with you and kiss you Good Morning for the rest of my life. I love you, baby!.
137. Good morning sweetheart. Leaving bed has become the hardest thing for me, mainly because I get to leave the woman of my dreams.
138. May this new morning bring forth miracles and blessings. I cherish and adore you.
139. Hey beautiful, I hope you wake up this morning feeling like a rose, filled with beauty and I hope your day is as sweet as honey. You deserve more, my love.
140. Open your eyes and embrace this wonderful world! Welcome to another happy day!
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141. The light that shines from you is more vital to me than the sunlight in the morning. Rise and shine, my beautiful queen.
142. I can’t wait until we can wake up together every morning. Until then, these good morning messages will help close the distance between our hearts.
143. God has given us another day filled with more blessings than we can count. However, let’s try it anyway. Good morning, my Love!
144. Here are some hugs and kisses to start out your day. Hopefully, they will last until we meet this evening. Have a good day darling.
145. Waking up and holding you in my arms every morning is like a dream that I never want to end. Good morning, my bride.
146. Wishing a good morning to the person who is the reason why I feel like waking up every day. I love you.
147. I never imagined that true love existed until the day that I fell in love with you. Good morning, and enjoy your day, my dear.
148. Every morning I wake up, I realize that you are the best thing that ever happened to me. Have a great day.
149. This morning I woke up wanting some kisses from you, so I thought I’d send my love to make you smile when you wake.
150. I don’t need paradise because I found you…I don’t need dreams because I already have you. Good Morning!
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151. There isn’t a thing I love more than waking up next to you. Good morning, beauty!
152. Hey! I am not only wishing you a good morning, but I am also here to put a smile on your face.
153. I woke up this morning, and you instantly crossed my mind. Just wanted to tell you that I love you.
154. An ideal morning is not possible without you, my love!
155. I can’t wait for the time to come when I will be waking up with you every single morning!
156. Knock! Knock! Here is your little morning surprise that will make your day!
157. I am sending you some virtual kisses for good morning. And you will get the real ones when you come over.
158. Good morning to the world’s best lover!
159. All the best good morning texts can be put into 3 words: I love you!
160. It is such a great morning because I know I have you!
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161. “I couldn’t let you start your workday without me telling you how much I love you!”
162. “It’s national “happy morning” day. So, happy morning to my favorite person ever!”
163. “I was dreaming of kissing you the whole night. Please come soon, and don’t ever leave.”
164. “Good morning! I hope that your day will be great and you will not get stuck in traffic like yesterday.”
165. “The best part of every morning is sipping my coffee and thinking of you!”
166. Very good morning to the woman who made me the luckiest man in the world.
167. “Good morning, babe! Did you sleep well or you were preoccupied dreaming of me?”
168. This is a daily reminder that you can achieve all you set your mind to do. Have a glorious day, my love.
169. “Can’t wait to see you today. I am counting the minutes until I can see your beautiful face.”
170. I was just thinking about how much you do for me and our family. I do not know how you do everything that you do. I love you.
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171. “It’s rainy and cold outside. Wish you were here to warm me up with your kisses.”
172. “Good morning, you sexy thing! Hope you have a stress-free day at work!”
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173. “Good morning, honey! Hope your day goes well and your night with me even better!”
174. Wake up and smile because we have the most spectacular relationship. I love you.
175. “Good morning to the queen of my heart. Hope you had a good night’s sleep.”
176. “I could never thank you enough for being mine and for always believing in me. May this new day offer you the best in life.”
177. “The best part of the morning is my body in your arms! I love waking up by your side, babe!”
178. “Good morning. I hope you delight in the fact that we can conquer all our problems together.”
179. “I just wanted to let you know that because of you, I am a better person! Thank you for accepting me the way I am!”
180. “I hope your day be filled with joy and love. I’m always here if you ever need me.”
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181. “You brighten my day with the sound of your voice. Now call me when you see this message so i can hear it.”
182. “May you receive blessings and the energy to keep moving this beautiful day. Have a nice day ahead!”
183. “It only takes me a second to think about you but the smile it gives me lasts all day long!”
184. “It’s now the right time to wake up and do something interesting. Good Morning!”
185. “Great morning! let me know if you need some help getting into trouble later.”
186. “To wake up every morning thinking that you are safe and healthy gives me real energy to beat the day.”
187. “Every morning I thank the world for giving you to me. You are my sweetest addiction, I can’t live without you.”
188. “Wake up happy, choose to be happy, and no matter what the situation, let no one take that from you.”
189. “Good morning, sweet face. You have two options this morning. Go back to sleep or chase that dream. I know you’ll pick the second one.”
190. “Good morning! Is this the day you were to achieve big? Wake up and find out.”
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191. “Was just thinking of you baby… thought of making you think of me too!”
192. “Leave your ego in the bed every morning and get up to do something truly great. Good Morning!”
193. “I know my cold would disappear if I had a good morning kiss from you.”
194. “Every time I wake up and know I have a trusted friend in my life, all my worries seem to disappear. Have a nice day ahead!”
195. “Good morning sweetheart! May the bluebirds sing songs for you to hear as you are getting ready for the day ahead.”
196. “Hey sweetheart, you are sleeping too much, wake up and shine. Good morning!”
197. “As you open your eyes and begin your day, remember that you will never have this day again. Make it count. Spend the day with me. Good morning, sweetie!”
198. “The best thing this morning is you. Wake up and make things happen. Good morning!”
199. “Don’t worry about the mistakes of yesterday, instead, place them under your feet and make miles out of it. Have a nice day!”
200. “I cannot keep calm after waking up this morning because I want to tell you how much I love you every minute. Good morning!”
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201. “Lying in your loving arms is heaven on earth.”
202. “I’m much more me when I’m with you.“
203. “I promise to handle your heart with care and treasure it with love.”
204. “I wish I could turn back the clock. I’d find you sooner and love you longer.“
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205. “Your smile is intoxicating. It lingers, it captivates my heart.”
206. “I saw that you were perfect, and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more.” – Angelita Lim
207. “You are the one for me. I have never been so sure of anything in all my life.”
208. “You don’t love someone for their looks, or their clothes, or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.” – Oscar Wilde
209. “You can do no wrong in my eyes. You are perfect!”
210. “I want you. All of you. Your flaws. Your mistakes. Your imperfections. I want you, and only you.” – John Legend
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211. “I wanted it to be you, I wanted it to be you so badly.” – You’ve Got Mail
212. “Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valéry
213. “To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.” – Mark Twain
214. “You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.” – Albert Einstein
215. “Love is the answer, and you know that for sure/Love is a flower, you’ve got to let it grow.” – John Lennon, “Mind Games” lyrics
216. “I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” – Jean Illsley Clarke
217. “But you’ve slipped under my skin, invaded my blood and seized my heart.” – Maria V. Snyder, Poison Study
218. “I am in you and you in me, mutual in divine love.” – William Blake
219. “Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.” – Robert Frost
220. “There is no remedy for love but to love more.” – Henry David Thoreau
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221. “Good Morning, lazy! May this day be full of productivity…from someone else! Obviously, not you!” – Unknown
222. “Why do they call it beauty sleep, when you wake up looking like a troll!” – Unknown
223. “Let’s face it. The worst part of waking up is actually having to wake up. Here’s to you as you suffer through that struggle. Good morning!” – Unknown
224. “Things i hate the most… Alarm clocks, things I like the most… The snooze button… Whom I love the most… You.” – Unknown
225. “Good morning! Don’t let the exhausted look on my face deter you from waking up yourself. We can make it through this together.” – Unknown
226. “Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.” – Unknown
227. “I wish you a day full of unmeasurable good things. When you get them, remember my cut, 20%. Good morning sunshine.” – Unknown
228. “Some people wake up at noon and call it a morning. I am wishing you good morning now so you know when the real morning is!” – Unknown
229. “My idea of a perfect morning is opening my eyes, rolling over, and going back to bed. Here’s wishing you an equally joyous time. Good morning!” – Unknown
230. “Sending the person who puts up with me, every day, a Good Morning message! May this morning find you even more patient than the last!” – Unknown
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231. “I never loved you any more than I do, right this second. And I’ll never love you any less than I do, right this second.”― Kami Garcia
232. “Every heart sings a song, incomplete, until another heart whispers back. Those who wish to sing always find a song. At the touch of a lover, everyone becomes a poet.”― Plato
233. “A sea of whiskey couldn’t intoxicate me as much as a drop of you.” – Unknown
234. “You make my dopamine levels go all silly.” – Unknown
235. “My favorite place is inside your hug.” – Unknown
236. “You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.” – Unknown
237. “You are my today and all of my tomorrows.” – Unknown
238. “Hold my hand, and I will go anywhere with you.” – Unknown
239. “Everything I’ve never done, I want to do with you.” – Unknown
240. “You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.” – Unknown
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241. “I hope you have a great day today, baby. You deserve all the best the world has to offer.” – Unknown
242. “I’ve got nothing to say, but it’s okay. Good morning, good morning.” – The Beatles, “Good Morning Good Morning”
243. “Good morning, baby. I know it’s raining outside, but my head is full of sunshine thinking about you.” – Unknown
244. “Good morning, starshine. The earth says hello.” – Oliver, “Good Morning Starshine.”
245. “Good morning, my love. Do you remember any of your dreams?” – Unknown
246. “Good morning. Welcome to the thing called life. Good morning. Don’t you let it pass you by.” – Will.i.am, “Good Morning”
247. “Good morning, babe. I can’t believe you exist. You are more than I could have ever hoped for, and I can’t believe I get to know you and love you.” – Unknown
248. “Good morning. I love you. You’re singing. I see you. You’re smiling, and lying, your hair in a spiral.” – Pinegrove, “Spiral”
249. “Good morning, baby. I thank God I’m alive to greet you with the sun.” – Wale, “The Bloom”
250. “Good morning to you. I hope you’re feeling better, baby — thinking of me while you are far away.” – The Zombies, “Care of Cell 44”
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251. “Rise and shine now, bump and grind later.”
252. “You are my inspiration to start the day and keep going.”
253. “You put your snooze button to good use, didn’t you?”
254. “Every time I wake up in the morning and look at you, I think that I’m the luckiest man alive.”
255. “I just woke up and you’re already on my mind.”
256. “Good morning, Beautiful. So many of my smiles start because of you.”
257. “The sun is up, the sky is blue, today is beautiful and so are you.”
258. “Good morning, my sweet; I’m so grateful to be sharing this day with you.”
259. “Time to start the day, and see my amazing girlfriend/wife”
260. “Open your eyes, my love. The day awaits for the two of us.”
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261. “Good morning my love. Have a wonderful day ahead of you. Sending you hugs and kisses.”
262. “Sweetheart, you bring the peace of heaven to this earth for me! Good morning to a new day!”
263. “Good morning, sweetheart. Being with you has shown me the actual meaning of happiness.”
264. “I feel blessed because every morning of my life starts with you. I want nothing in life without you. Good morning my sweetheart!”
265. “Good morning love of my life! A beautiful day is waiting to be embraced by you! Go and steal the show. Have a cheery day.”
266. “It’s time to wake up sleeping beauty. The world needs your warmth.”
267. “My love, thank you for inspiring me to be a better person. Everything you hope for will soon manifest. Keep believing. Good morning.”
268. “Rise and shine! I dream of you almost every night and I can’t wait to make you my bride.”
269. “Wake up with a smile darling, because you are strong, smart, energetic and blessed.”
270. “I never believed in true love until I met you. Good morning, my princess.”
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271. “Good morning baby, may you have a hugs-and-kisses kind of day.”
272. “Every morning for me is an opportunity to love you, care for you, and make you feel special all day long. Good morning my love!”
273. “Every time I wake up in the morning and look at you I think that I’m the luckiest man alive.”
274. “I’ve been thinking about you all mFunny inspirational quotes for work and life
1. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
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2. “If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
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3. “I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx
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4. “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” – Mark Twain
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5. “If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.” – Yogi Berra
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6. “There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
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7. “It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” – Robert Benchley
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8. “Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.” – Langston Coleman
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9. “Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” – Kyle Chandler
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10. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles Schulz
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11. “It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.” – Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes
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12. “Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget tossing in the lifeboats.” – Voltaire
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13. “When I hear somebody sigh, Life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, ‘Compared to what?’” – Sydney Harris
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14. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard
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15. “The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost
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16. “We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” – George Bernard Shaw
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17. “The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.” – Mark Twain
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18. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke
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19. “The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.” – Maureen Dowd
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20. “It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.” – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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21. “The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm.” – Malcolm Forbes
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22. “I cannot afford to waste my time making money.” – Louis Agassiz
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23. “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Bloch
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24. “If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
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25. “The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein
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26. “Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde
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27. “When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best – that is inspiration.” – Robert Bresson
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28. “My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry
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29. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A.A. Milne
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30. “I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin
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31. “Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.” – Mae West
32. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Edison
33. “You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” – Jack London
34. “You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go.” – Dr. Seuss
35. “A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.” – Unknown
36. “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” – Mark Twain
37. “Life is like a sewer – what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” – Tom Lehrer
38. “Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.” – Isaac Asimov
39. “Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.” – Truman Capote
40. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing; that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
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41. “If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.” – Marie Osmond
42. “I have a simple philosophy: Fill what is empty. Empty what is full. Scratch where it itches.” – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
43. “Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” – Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
44. “You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.” – Sam Levenson
45. “Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.” – Franklin P. Jones
46. “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” – Woody Allen
47. “The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.”
48. “Dear life, when I said: ‘Can my day get any worse?’ It was rhetorical, not a challenge.”
49. “Cleaning up is just putting stuff in less obvious places.”
50. “It amazes me how much exercise and extra fires sound alike.”
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51. “I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.”
52. “In m defense, I was left unsupervised.”
53. “Taking naps sounds so childish. I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses.”
54. I walk around like everything is fine. But deep down, inside my show, my sock is sliding off.”
55. “It’s called Karma, and it’s pronounced, ‘Haha, f*** you ‘.”
56. “If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”
57. “I think my guardian angel drinks.”
58. “So it turns out that being an adult is really just Googling how to do stuff.”
59. “I don’t think there will be enough coffee or middle fingers for this Monday.”
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60. “Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping!”
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61. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
– Thomas Eddison
62. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? – George Carli
63. If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big. – Donald Trump
64. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg
65. “You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.” — Sam Levenson
66. “It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.” — Lisa Lieberman-Wang
67. Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. – Mark Twain
68. “I have to be successful because I like expensive things.” — Lisa Lieberman-Wang
69. “Hating people is like burning down your own home to get rid of a rat.” — Harry Emerson Fosdick
70. I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life. – Karan Patel
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71. “Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.“ – Robert Downey Jr.
72. “Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.” – Terry Pratchett
73. “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” – George Carlin
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74. “Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.” – Albert Einstein
75. “I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.” – John Green
76. “To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.” – Reba McEntire
77. “You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself.” – Ethel Barrymore
78. “A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.” – Frank Zappa
79. “Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.” – Dale Carnegie
80. “Aspire to inspire before we expire.” – Eugene Bell Jr
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81. “I was never really insane except upon occasions when my heart was touched.” – Edgar Allan Poe
82. “Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!” – Dr. Seuss
83. “Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
– Charles J. Sykes
84. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost
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85. “Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.” – Woody Allen
86. “Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished – If you’re alive it isn’t.” – Richard Bach
87. “We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don’t know.” – W. H. Auden
88. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers
89. “Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha.” – Robert Brault
90. “Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers
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91. “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”– Abraham Lincoln
92. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”– Alan Dundes
93. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”– Andy Rooney
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94. “If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else.”
– Ann Landers
95. “The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.”– Bertrand Russell
96. “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.”– Bernard Baruch
97. “The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”– Bill Watterson
98. “Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.”– Bill Vaughan
99. “A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.”– Bob Hope
100. “A day without laughter is a day wasted.”– Charlie Chaplin
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101. “They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”– Clint Eastwood
102. “By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”– Charles Wadsworth
103. “Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.”– Cullen Hightower
104. “If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.”– Billy Wilder
105. “I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.”– Drake
106. “Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”– Elbert Hubbard
107. “If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.”– George Burns
108. “I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.” – George Carlin
109. “If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.”– Henny Youngman
110. “Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.”– James Thurber
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111. “He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”– Charles de Gaulle
112. “Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.”– Daniel J. Boorstin
113. “We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.”– Bryan White
114. “A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.”– Denis Waitley
115. “The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.”– Dorothy Parker
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116. “A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”– Eleanor Roosevelt
117. “Leave something for someone but dont leave someone for something.”– Enid Blyton
118. “Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.”– Francois de La Rochefoucauld
119. “I’m in shape. Round is a shape.”– George Carlin
120. “Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.”– Jeffree Star
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121. “I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”– Ron White
122. “It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.”– Thomas Sowell
123. “Have no fear of perfection. You’ll never reach it.”– Salvador Dali
124. “Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.” – Voltaire
125. “I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.”– Samuel Goldwyn
126. “Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.” – Marilyn Monroe
127. “You cannot be anything if you want to be everything.” – Solomon Schechter
128. “The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.” – Ayn Rand
129. “To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”– Steven Wright
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130. “Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.” – Jason Love
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131. “It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?”– Ronald Reagan
132. “I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!”– Tom Lehrer
133. “A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.”– Samuel Goldwyn
134. “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” – Robin Williams
135. “If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”– Scott Adams
136. “Trying is the first step toward failure.” – Homer Simpson
137. “It does not matter whether you win or lose, what matters is whether I win or lose!”– Steven Weinberg
138. “If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
139. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”– Steven Wright
140. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite
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141. “Always remember that you are unique – just like everybody else.” –Unknown
142. “Today’s opportunities erase yesterday’s failures.” – Gene Brown
143. “It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
144. “If you dig a grave for others you may fall into it yourself.” – Irish Proverbs
145. “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett
146. “See the world like a big wardrobe. Everybody has his own costume. There is only one that fits you perfectly.” – George Harris
147. “The best things in life are actually really expensive.” – Unknown
148. “The mind is like a clock that is constantly running down. It has to be wound up daily with good thoughts.” – Fulton J. Sheen
149. “Cause your facial expression to change – smile.” – Catherine Pulsifer
150. “Fire and swords are slow engines of destruction, compared to the tongue of a gossip.” – Richard Steele
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151. “The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.” – Unknown
152. “A man who correctly guesses a woman’s age may be smart, but he’s not very bright.” – Lucille Ball
153. “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”- Unknown
154. “If you reach for a star, you might not get one. But you won’t come up with a hand full of mud either.” – Leo Burnett
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155. “Well-behaved women seldom make history.” – Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
156. “You can’t experience simple joys when you’re living life with your hair on fire.” – Emily Ley
157. “A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” – Mark Twain
158. “If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy, you are on the way to the scrap-heap.” – Glen Buck
159. “Actually being funny is mostly telling the truth about things.” – Bernard Sahlins
160. “Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.” – William James
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161. “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” – Albert Einstein
162. “There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.” – Bill Watterson
163. “Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.” – Terry Pratchett
164. “If you hit the target every time it’s too near or too big.” – Tom Hirshfield
165. “Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out.” —John Wooden
166. “Life is a blank canvass, and you need to throw all the paint on it you can.” – Danny Kaye
167. “Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost.” – Martina Navratilova
168. “Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.”
169. “Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing ’til it gets there.” – Josh Billings
170. “There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” – Roger Staubach
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171. “If we threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.” – Regina Brett
172. “Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.” – Groucho Marx
173. “Life isn’t finding shelter in the storm. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.” – Sherrilyn Kenyon
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174. “In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.” – Harold Geneen
175. “When everyone thinks alike, no one thinks very much.” – Walter Lippmann
176. “What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
177. “I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.” – Will Rogers
178. “The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide uphill.” – W. Clement Stone
179. “Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.” – Dick Van Dyke
180. “I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it.”
– George Bernard Shaw
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181. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama
182. “Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
183. “A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.” – Charles Gordy
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184. “Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.” – Anais Nin
185. “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” – George Burns
186. “Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears.” – Les Brown
187. “Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” – Margaret Mead
188. “I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.” – Yogi Berra
189. “A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.” – Justin Sewell
190. “Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.” – Unknown
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191. “Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, Call me….I’ll laugh at you.” – Unknown
192. “The only place where your dreams become impossible is in your own thinking.”– Robert H Shuller
193. “I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.”- Winston Churchill
194. “It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack.”– Germany Kent
195. “Change is not a four-letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” – Jeffrey Gitomer
196. “The trouble with the rat-race is that, even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily Tomlin
197. “What is the difference between an obstacle and an opportunity? Our attitude toward it. Every opportunity has a difficult, and every difficulty has an opportunity.”– J. Sidlow Baxter
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198. “There’s power in looking silly and not caring that you do.” – Amy Poehler
199. “You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.”
– Stephen King
200. “The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been.” – Madeleine L’Engle
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201. “Never follow anyone else’s path, unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost.” – Ellen DeGeneres
202. “I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches.” – Alice Roosevelt Longworth
203. “To become truly great, one has to stand with people, not above them.” – Baron de Montesquieu
204. “I’ve been on a calendar, but I’ve never been on time.” – Marilyn Monroe
205. “A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject.” – Winston Churchill
206. “The dumbest people I know are those who know it all.” – Malcolm Forbes
207. “Don’t let schooling interfere with your education.” – Mark Twain
208. “When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.” – Gracie Allen
209. “I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.” – Mark Twain
210. “Good things come to those who initiate.” – Susan RoAne
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211. “Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain – and most fools do.” –Benjamin Franklin
212. “If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.” – Margaret Thatcher
213. “An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.” – Will Rogers
214. “To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking.” – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
215. “Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively.” – Dalai Lama
216. “A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them.” –
217. “If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool.” – Hippocrates
218. “Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.” – Bob Hope
219. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.” – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
220. “If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough.” –
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221. “Taking an interest in what others are thinking and doing is often a much more powerful form of encouragement than praise.” – Robert Martin
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222. “You’re at your best when you don’t know what you’re doing.” – Paul Stanley
223. “A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin
224. “A good time for laughing is when you can.” – Jessamyn West
225. “Focus, focus, focus! What am I, a telescope?” – Naruto Uzumaki
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226. “Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” – Phyllis Diller
227. “I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.” – Cassandra Duffy
228. “Free your mind and your ass will follow.” – George Clinton
229. “I’m not confused. I’m just well mixed.” – Robert Frost
230. “If you don’t know where you are, a map won’t help.” – Watts Humphrey
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231. “Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!” – Jeffrey Gitomer
232. “Girls have got balls. They’re just a little higher up, that’s all.” – Joan Jett
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233. “I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” – Steven Wright
234. “I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.” – Henny Youngman
235. “If you fall, I’ll always be there.” – The Floor
236. “There’s a little truth in all jive, and a little jive in all truth.” – Leonard Barnes
237. “Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen.” –Unknown
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238. “To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.” – Hippocrates
239. “When you’re riding, only the race in which you’re riding is important.” – Bill Shoemaker
240. “People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.” – Will Rogers
241. “When life puts you in a tough situation, don’t say ‘Why me?’, say ‘Try me’.” — Lisa Lieberman-Wang
242. “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.” – Unknown
243. Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.” —Bill Murray
245. “Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.” —Erma Bombeck
246. “My advice is not to wait to be struck by an idea. If you’re a writer, you sit down and damn well decide to have an idea. That’s the way to get an idea.” —Andy Rooney
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Funny inspirational quotes about life and people
247. “All men are equal before fish.” – Herbert Hoover
248. “Have you ever noticed that anybody driving faster than you is a maniac, and anyone going slower than you is a moron?” – George Carlin
249. “My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.” – Jean Rostand
250. “Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.” – Will Rogers
251. “Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” – Katharine Hepburn
252. “Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.” – David Letterman
253. “I am only human, although I regret it.” – Mark Twain
254. “Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.” – Bill Maher
255. “I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
256. “The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin
Funny inspirational quotes to make you laugh
257. “If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes.” – Unknown
258. “The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.” – Unknown
259. “It’s either me or my home. It seems both of us can’t look good at the same time.” – Unknown
260. “You never become a howling success by just howling.” – Bob Harrington
261. “I stopped fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now.” – Unknown
262. “I will always choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” – Bill Gates
263. “They burned the bridge, then ask why I don’t visit.” – Unknown
264. “That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.” – George Carlin
265. “You don’t always get what you wish for, you get what you work for.” – Unknown
266. “Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.” – Will Rogers
Funny motivational quotes about life and overcoming tough times
267. “Be happy, it drives people crazy.” — Paulo Coelho
268. “Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, ‘I’m not going to make it’, but you laugh inside remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.” — Charles Bukowski
269. “I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” —Mitch Hedberg
270. “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.” —Jack Handey
271. “When life brings big winds of change that almost blow you over, close your eyes, hang on tight, and believe.” — Lisa Lieberman-Wang
272. “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.” – Mark Twain
273. “Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.” – Unknown
274. “If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.” — Elvis Presley
275. “Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious.” — Og Mandino
276. “I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms.” — Michael Scott, “The Office”
Funny inspirational quotes to lift your spirits
277. “A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.” – Don Marquis
278. “If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.” – Johnny Carson
279. “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” – Abraham Lincoln
280. “Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.” – Gilbert Gottfried
281. “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb
282. “Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.” – Tina Fey
283. “When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.” – George Burns
284. “Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.” – Mae West
285. “Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
286. “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” – Milton Berle
Funny inspirational quotes that will brighten your day
287. “Bending beats breaking.” ― Betty Greene
288. “Life is like homemade ice cream: sweet and seasonal. Enjoy it before it melts.” – Unknown
289. “You can’t crush ideas by suppressing them. You can only crush them by ignoring them. By refusing to think, refusing to change.” ― Ursula K. Le Guin
290. “Family — the ties that bind … and gag!” – Erma Bombeck
291. “I’ve got 99 problems but I’m going for a run to ignore them all for an hour.” – Unknown
292. “Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart.” – Ross Perot
293. “I don’t run to add days to my life, I run to add life to my days.” – Unknown
294. “The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.” – George Carlin
295. “It doesn’t matter how slowly you go, as long as you don’t stop.” – Unknown
Other funny inspirational quotes
296. “There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.” – Lawrence Welk
297. “If you want an interesting party, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.” —Robert Fulghum
298. “Hope is the dream of a waking man.”– Aristotle
299. “I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.” —Unknown
300. “Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.” —Barbara Walters
301. “Always drink upstream from the herd.” – Will Rogers
302. “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.” —Joey Adams
303. “Delegating work works, provided the one delegating works, too.” – Robert Half
304. “I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.” —Anonymous
305. “Never forget that only dead fish swim with the stream.” – Malcolm Muggeridge
Funny inspiration quotes that will motivate you while you giggle
306. “Bad decisions make good stories.” — Ellis Vidler
307. “Think like a proton. Always positive.” — Unknown
308. “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says “I’m possible!” — Audrey Hepburn
309. “A peacock that rests on his tail feathers is just another turkey.” — Dolly Parton
310. “It’s okay to look at the past and the future. Just don’t stare.” — Benjamin Dover
311. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” — Winnie the Pooh
312. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” — Oscar Wilde
313. “I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.” — Will Rogers
314. “The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?” — Captain Jack Sparrow
315. “Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” — Dwight D. Eisenhower
Funny motivational quotes about life to keep you moving forward
316. “I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.“ -Thomas A. Edison
317. “Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their heads turned up way too loud to hear it.” -Brian Vaszily
318. “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.“ -Oscar Wilde
319. “Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.“ -Pablo Picasso
320. “If you’re going through hell, keep going.“ -Winston Churchill
321. “If you hang out with chickens, you’re going to cluck and if you hang out with eagles, you’re going to fly.“ -Steve Maraboli
322. “Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.“ -Phyllis Diller
323. “Life is like the stock market. Some days you’re up. Some days you’re down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.“ -Paula Wall
324. “The only time I don’t have any problems in this world is when I am already six feet below the ground.” -James Jason
325. “Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell.” -Bill Copelandorning. Good morning my love.”
275. “Good morning baby, I hope you slept like a queen that you are. Have a great day, I love you lots.”
276. “Just stopping by this fine morning to say I love you.”
277. “You are the joy of my life, the light of my heart, and the first thought on my mind, sweetheart!”
278. “You are my wildest, sweetest and happiest dream come true. Have a good day sweetheart.”
279. “Good morning, my sweetheart. I literally just woke up and you’re the first person on my mind. I love you!”
280. “I wish that I was the sun so that I could gently caress your face every morning as you wake. Good morning, my Queen.”